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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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text

[mayoboro]

Before the beach, he needs to get his eye checked.
Don't take him off before that happens.

[he doesn't want to act like a dad--and he isn't--but he can't help feeling like a big brother... he promised the kid to keep him safe, and maybe he is taking it too far by contacting most of the people he comes close with. but he's telling himself that he isn't getting in the way, just making sure that he arranges so that he gets patched up first -- and everything else after that, he can drown in the ocean if he wants.]

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Don't sweat it, I won't.
Tell him from me that if he bites the doc he's not going.

text

[badbreak]

its 5

Re: text

[whizbangs]

The doctor seen you yet?

text

[badbreak]

so i got a hypothetical question

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Yeah?

fwd text

[mayoboro]

Hi, Mr. Hijikata!! I wish to formally invite you to my birthday party!! 🎉
It is going to be Sunday, July 21st, at House 1475.
Make sure you come with an appetite at 5 o'clock, because there will be some yummy
appetizers, and even YUMMIER food for dinner! (╯°□°）╯
The theme is casual chic, so dress nice and comfortably
since the weather tells me that it is going to be cooler than it's been lately. Yay!
Please respond back with your confirmation if you are/are not going
by Friday, July 19th. Thank you and have a good day! (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥

Re: fwd text

[mayoboro]

You may join if you want.

action

[badbreak]

[it's dark in the LEU, most of the employees having gone home for the day (it's not like there was a lot of crime that needed tending to, not really -- it was a city that could sleep at night)]

[but one boy isn't sleeping, isn't dark; he's burning, furious, in a break room with motion-sensor fluorescent lights flickering wildly to life overhead]

[the small machine lies on its side, glass shattered around it. it's not as big as the vending machines, no, but a slip of a fucking urchin like Badou shouldn't have been able to push it over]

[but the crime is impossible not to solve to that conclusion; the culprit's curled up right next to it, knees drawn high, head buried against the pointy angles (not comfortable, just hiding). there's no IV in sight, there's no doctor]

[there's only a broken cigarettes dispenser and a boy who's narrow shoulders shake with something too heavy for them to carry]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[she's staying late tonight, down in the archive room -- no rest for the wicked (or the painfully curious, or the righteously angry, single-minded tunnel vision like a dog with a bone--)

(and what the hell does the kid see in that guy anyway because this file is more incriminating than it is absolving--)

but carol has to come up for air sometime, take a step back and breathe and let her mind unblur. so she heads into the break room, chasing idle thoughts of probably-cold coffee and maybe checking her phone...

and then the file she's still carrying drops, flowering sheets of paper over the peeling lino floor, and she's moving, kicking aside as much of the glass as she can--]

Kid? Shit--

[her shoes crunch as her weight shifts and she crouches down beside him; but she doesn't touch him. doesn't try to touch him. she doesn't think he'd thank her for that.

(fear rises like bile in her throat)]

Badou.

text;

[shoubai]

[ some time between It's-Late and God-Awful-In-The-Morning, a text is received: ]

do U kno the answer 2 the universe

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Depends on what you think the question is

text;

[shoubai]

[ at ass o'clock in the morning: ]

what kind of constellations do u have??
i promise this isnt a come on
(yet)

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

At home? Standard fare
The big dipper, orion, the ursas
Aquarius, taurus, pisces, etc
Why?

text

[badbreak]

whats up w/ brooks

Re: text

[whizbangs]

With who?

text;

[shoubai]

carolsan
you're a kind and loving soul arent you??

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Why.

text

[badbreak]

if a stupid looking asshole
w dumb pube hair tries to get in
slam the door n break his fuckin face open
i aint wasting my time again

Re: text

[badbreak]

or a pink hair fuckwad
or a shitty goth girl with glasses
dont let them in neither

mail;

[copia]

[ There will be a note on pink stationary with a gold star attached and snowflakes decorated around it. The note itself reads:

Thank you so much for the hat and the gift card! I'll definitely get another pair of skates, so one pair can be my practice set and the other for my recitals. I can't wait for it to get cold so I can wear this hat, it's too cute!

Please accept this star as a token of my thanks. :) -Kaede ]

text;

[shoubai]

HES ONTHE PATH 2 ADULTHOOD!@!!1432DF

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

What
Who
What path

audio; sometime on the 3rd, hours aeay from the 4th...

[shoubai]

Aaaahahahaaahhya! Kiiiintookiii! Ah, is this is? Is this the number?

Re: audio

[whizbangs]

[oh, how painfully familiar this sounds]

Try Carol. Am I being drunk-dialed? Because I had better not be.

text

[badbreak]

i need a ride

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Where to

text

[shoubai]

when you see him next
get badous stitches checked

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[she's still pissed, but the kid comes first]

Why, did something happen?

text

[wingsit]

can you sew letters?

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[blink blink omg look who it is]

I can't sew much of anything, sorry
Why?

text

[shoubai]

carol

Re: text

[whizbangs]

What

text

[badbreak]

no pizza
i aint wanna ever eat pizza again

Re: text

[whizbangs]

That's heathen talk

text

[badbreak]

if u see a blonde kid sleeping
like anywhere
dont go near him he will fucking stab u

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Anywhere like where

sometime on the 22nd, at terrible o'clock

[shoubai]

caarrtol
cart?
cartage
cabbage

[whizbangs]

What
What the hell time is it fuslgj

text

[slushfund]

Have you gotten back from work yet?

Re: text

[whizbangs]

On my way now, why?

text

[wingsit]

carol i have a question

Re: text

[whizbangs]

What's up
Shoot

text.

[decked]

Hey so I was wondering if I could stop by sometime soon and hang out if you're not busy

also do you have nill coming after you for your birthday, too?

Re: text.

[whizbangs]

Ahh I see she's making a list, then
And sure!
I'm off work at 6ish most days, 4 on sundays
Mi casa es su casa

voice

[pursuitofcappiness]

I need help.

Re: voice

[whizbangs]

What happened?

[Voice // SOOPER private]

[temperm]

Um, hello, Carol-san. It's not urgent, but... Can I ask you for some advice when you have the time?

Re: [Voice // SOOPER private]

[whizbangs]

Sure thing, kiddo. I'm free now, what's up?