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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

Re: text;

[shoubai]

but i'll wake up my wife

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Go find a mcdonalds!

Re: text;

[shoubai]

a what

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

A fast food restaurant
Wow how do you not have those

Re: text;

[shoubai]

we have them!
just not by your crazy outlandish names
we have packdonalds

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

What the hell is a packdonalds
That's not even a thing

Re: text;

[shoubai]

it is so a thing
bakufu sanctioned fast food cuisine

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

But mcdonalds is called that because it's a person's NAME
Nobody's named packdonald! Old packdonald never had a farm!

Re: text;

[shoubai]

old packdonald had a pack
and it was filled with many great things
packy meals come with a free toy!

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Happy meals! They're called happy meals
Oh my god forget it this is a ridiculous discussion

Re: text;

[shoubai]

our earths are very alike yet very different all the same
are samurai still prevalent in your time too?
ahh the wonders of learning!!

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Samurai? Nope
That's more of a movie thing now
Although some bad guys just can't let the past go

Re: text;

[shoubai]

[ a delay, three minutes and counting. ]

i suppose it was inevitable
how long ago, by your estimate? a decade? two?

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Uh
Not so much decades as centuries

Re: text;

[shoubai]

???
that long?
how did your modernization come about then??

Re: text;

[shoubai]

was it self propelled?? purely independent????

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

No yeah it just kind of happened?
The last ten years or so we've made leaps and bounds thanks to stark industries and all the aliens and stuff, but before that
Natural progression I guess

Re: text;

[shoubai]

amazing!!
i guess all this progression in so short a time IS pushing it
a little
possibly

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

This is why I hate parallel universe things
They do your head in

Re: text;

[shoubai]

it's not so hard once you wrap your head around it

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

This isn't my first spacetime rodeo if I'm being honest
Still gives me a headache

Re: text;

[shoubai]

i can only imagine
so pardon for asking but what DO you do

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Professional superhero

[and she waits in anticipation, to see if he'll believe it]

Re: text;

[shoubai]

like that fundoshi flasher?

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Not like any kind of flasher thank you very much