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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


speed dial
steve
sakamoto
gremlin

( call | text | voicemail | mail | action )

 

Comments

Re: text;

[shoubai]

2day!! i think

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

I
Nope
I got nothin

Re: text;

[shoubai]

isnt it great????

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

That's one word
Another might be "terrifying"
Oh god this is gonna be a trainwreck isn't it

Re: text;

[shoubai]

i believe in him

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

I believe in his ability to piss off anyone and everyone he meets

Re: text;

[shoubai]

he's not so bad
its just how he works

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

I know but still
How did he get a girl to go out with him??

Re: text;

[shoubai]

shenanigans

[ evasion ver 2.0 ]

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Shenanigans huh

Re: text;

[shoubai]

cute shenanigans

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

My brain is still kinda refusing to process this

Re: text;

[shoubai]

im so happy for him
these are always the kinds of things to celebrate

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Ok well he just got mad at me for asking about it
So I let it go
This is a thing I'm trying
I expect details from you though

Re: text;

[shoubai]

when i know more i'll pass it along
just remember 2 not be like me
confidential

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Right
How much trouble are you in with him on a scale of 1-10

Re: text;

[shoubai]

maybe a 12

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Hide all your possessions
Hide your hair
Just hide

Re: text;

[shoubai]

no possessions
2 late about the hair
already out the door

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Oh no, he got yours too huh

Re: text;

[shoubai]

of course he did
broke my nose 2

[ fractured it, actually, it was great ]

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

He mentioned that
You ok?

Re: text;

[shoubai]

thats nothing!
btw he needs 2 eat more he weighs less than my shoes

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

He needs to eat LESS excuse me
I don't know where it's all going but he inhales everything in the damn house

Re: text;

[shoubai]

try to balance it out if possible
something from the sea and something from the hills