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col. carol danvers (captain marvel) ([personal profile] whizbangs) wrote2020-06-20 04:45 pm
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HOUSE #1470
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 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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pursuitofcappiness: (yeah i'm listening)

voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-29 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
I need help.
whizbangs: (once more unto the breach)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-29 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
What happened?
pursuitofcappiness: (whoa not as planned!)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-29 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
You tell me.

These bananas are monstrous. Is that normal?

There are whole meals in the freezer aisle. That can't be right. Is that a trick?

[ Yeah blah blah technology science fiction BUT WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT THE BANANAS ]
whizbangs: (this thing you're doing to my face)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-29 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what? What about the bananas? And TV dinners?

Wh-- Steve, I've gotta be honest, I'm not really sure what's happening right now.
pursuitofcappiness: (thinks really hard)

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[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-29 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at the grocery store. And I think the Landlord's trying to poison us. This food doesn't even look real.
whizbangs: (what we did to the last quinjet)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-29 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry, Steve, they don't have any C-rations handy. It's real food. Welcome to the age of junk.
pursuitofcappiness: (whoa what the heck)

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[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's... nuts. And the flavored potato chips? The flavored coffee? The flavored water?
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-29 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
All very real products of the future. Some of them also happen to be delicious.

If you see a drink called Sparkling Ice, grab it.
pursuitofcappiness: (hey did you want to talk)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-29 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
...I'll take your word for it, but...

[ So much unsure right now... ]
whizbangs: (swiggity swag)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-08-30 11:17 pm (UTC)(link)
But...?

[if she sounds way too amused at all of this, it's because she totally is. sorry, cap.]
pursuitofcappiness: (likes to read books and stuff)

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[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-08-31 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm still just having problems digesting flavored water.

[ Worst part: no pun intended. ]

Isn't that just juice?
whizbangs: (give you a lift)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-03 06:54 pm (UTC)(link)
This is gonna blow your mind, Cap, but: nope. Totally different things.

Isn't the future just everything you always dreamed it'd be?
pursuitofcappiness: (that doesn't look good)

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[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-05 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of... seems like a waste, actually.
whizbangs: (insurance waivers)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-05 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
Consumerism got real popular real fast, sadly. At least nobody's likely to go hungry here?
pursuitofcappiness: (talking or something)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-06 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I guess I should be glad after the Depression that we had enough food to make all of this.
whizbangs: (keywords are hard)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-09 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes I forget, that you lived through that.
pursuitofcappiness: (hey this looks really awesome)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-10 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
That's alright, most of the time I forget mostly no one else did.

So, I guess my next question is, how are boston creme donuts?
whizbangs: (could beat up the hulk)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-14 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
Born and raised in Boston, my friend, I can tell you for a fact that they are exquisite.

Buy twenty.
pursuitofcappiness: (little smiles)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-14 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll get twenty-five and drop a couple off at your house.
whizbangs: (lucky hat)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-15 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
You're a saint. You're a gem of a human being. I'm nominating you for the presidency.
pursuitofcappiness: (it's a bird!! it's a plane!!)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-16 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Nominate me for Landlord and maybe we'll all get to go home.
whizbangs: (what we did to the last quinjet)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-18 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you've got my vote. Maybe with enough regain coupons we can regain democracy.
pursuitofcappiness: (i glances)

Re: voice

[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-18 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You think we could? I already used mine up. Maybe we can start saving.
whizbangs: (herpa derpa sherpa)

Re: voice

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-20 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Somehow I dunno if our current Landlord would be okay with that.
pursuitofcappiness: (yeah that sounds like a plan)

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[personal profile] pursuitofcappiness 2013-09-23 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I thought he wanted what we wanted.

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