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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

Re: text

[badbreak]

shit
is it in japanese ??????
fuck

Re: text

[whizbangs]

No, stupid
If it was in japanese that would be an IMPROVEMENT

Re: text

[badbreak]

fuck that

Re: text

[badbreak]

if i dont speak japanese
n they dont speak english
or any of the stuff i know
what the fuck

Re: text

[whizbangs]

What the fuck is right, kid
What the fuck.

Re: text

[badbreak]

tiens ??? me comprends-tu ???

Re: text

[badbreak]

that was really hard
what the fuck !

Re: text

[badbreak]

we got shit in our brains !!!

Re: text

[whizbangs]

YOU do maybe
Again: what are you talking about

Re: text

[badbreak]

they only speak japanese !
i only speak english
and some other stuff that aint japanese !
dont u get it ?
what the fuck !

Re: text

[badbreak]

[...wait what did she]

I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT

Re: text

[badbreak]

like chips or something !

Re: text

[whizbangs]

"Like chips or something"
Ok
There are a lot of japanese people here and they all miraculously speak perfect english, yeah, I just assumed it was a landlord thing
Little late to the game here huh?

Re: text

[badbreak]

theres a lot of diff ppl where i live
english is most common
i just thought
i dont know !
what the fuck !

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Oh I keep forgetting this is your first creepy spacetime kidnapping
Cute

Re: text

[badbreak]

shut up !
i dont want ppl in my head
screwin around !
its freaks me out !
stop being a asshole !

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[wow did he just admit to being freaked out by something ok step lightly here carol]

Look I wouldn't worry about it kid
Beyond translating for you I doubt he's really interested in getting inside your head
Seeing as there's not much in there to begin with

[nailed it]

Re: text

[badbreak]

[and now that he's had a minute or two to get the teenaged hysterics under control]

[he's embarrassed; he hates being belly up]

whatever
its just weird n annoying
like everything else here

Re: text

[whizbangs]

I know
People've been in my head before, trust me, if anything fucked-up was going on you'd feel it

Re: text

[badbreak]

like that matters coming from
captain schizo

Re: text

[badbreak]

i dont care
it was just weird

Re: text

[whizbangs]

I love how I still don't have any credibility with you

[not that her personal mindfuck experience is something she's keen on discussing with anyone, ever]

Anyway, good
You're fine
I'm glad

Re: text

[badbreak]

[this is a weird text; he doesn't know what to do with it]

i know im fine
shut up
just b/c ur crazy dont mean u got none
it just means ur crazy

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Yeah well
Everybody's a little crazy
So at least I don't get lonely

Re: text

[badbreak]

thats what he said