ic contact

[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


speed dial
steve
sakamoto
gremlin

( call | text | voicemail | mail | action )

 

Comments

Re: text

[badbreak]

carol

Re: text

[whizbangs]

BADOU.

Re: text

[badbreak]

CAROL

Re: text

[whizbangs]

You punch anyone I'm gonna throw you out the window
You know I can do it

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[badbreak]

DOGFUCKER

Re: text

[badbreak]

oh
were not doing that n e more

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Wow what the hell just went flying out the top floor window of that house
Oh it was just Badou
Ok carry on

Re: text

[badbreak]

lol

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lol
I'm serious

Re: text

[badbreak]

lol
do it

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[MUFFLED FOOTSTEPS ON THE STAIRS]

Re: text

[badbreak]

[FOOTSTEPS RACIN INTO THE BATHROOM]

[AND LOCKING THE DOOR]

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[FOOTSTEPS STOPPING OUTSIDE THE DOOR

AND THEN

OMINOUS SILENCE...]

Re: text

[badbreak]

I'm gettin' naked! Fuck off unless ya wanna be a child molester!

[turns on the faucets loudly]

[jams the window shut, after a moment's thought]

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[MORE

OMINOUS

SILENCE]

Re: text

[badbreak]

I know how this works. M'not gonna open the door ta see if you're there.

[well he was bluffing but]

[I guess while he's in here]

[DOES IN FACT GET NAKED]

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[footsteps goin' away

but they only get a couple steps from the door

and then stop

hm]

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[badbreak]

[rub a dub dub Badou in the tub]

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[a beat

then

fucking kicks the door in like it's going out of style]

Re: text

[badbreak]

[oh]

[yeah]

[she's built like a brick shithouse]

Uh.

Re: text

[badbreak]

-- If you touch me right now it'sa crime.

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[folds arms and leans against the doorframe

the total picture of calm]

Don't worry, kid, I just wanna talk.

WHOOPS ACTION I GUESS PUNCHES WALL

[badbreak]

I don't.

[please go away]

SHH IF WE KEEP CALLING IT TEXT IT MEANS WE WON'T HAVE TO COUNT IT AS ANOTHER ACTION LOG

[whizbangs]

Shouldn't have brought this to me in the first place then, should you.

[gets real comfy cos she ain't goin' nowhere]

I know the girl with the glasses, but who the hell are the guy with the perm and the pink-haired whoever.

Re: SHH IF WE KEEP CALLING IT TEXT IT MEANS WE WON'T HAVE TO COUNT IT AS ANOTHER ACTION LOG

[badbreak]

I don't wanna talk about it --

[he's already looking for an escape route]

Trust me, I learned from my mistakes, I'll never mention a goddamn thing.