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HOUSE #1470
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 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

Re: action

[whizbangs]

You gave them to Nill? You're a terrible friend.

[said wryly, teasing, as carol starts in at the back where he was scratching before, in underneath all his hair, combing from the bottom up. she's only found a few fleas so far, a lot more flea dirt.

it reminds her of the couple of times she's had to de-flea chewie. they're both about the same color, too.

onscreen, brachiosaurus or apatosaurus or whatever the proper name is romp. it feels kind of peaceful.]

Re: action

[badbreak]

She ain't my friend, she's just some girl!

[it's mumbled sourly, mostly to his arms, but still audible over the groans and roars of the dinosaurs on TV]

[and they're just getting blurrier again when a sudden bite, a sudden itch, makes his neck twinge and his head shift]

Nngh -- are you gettin' any out?

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[she just smirks at his protests. not his friend, sure, never mind the fact that he's acted like a dumb kid with a dumb crush every time carol's seen him talk to her.

it's kinda cute.]

Some, keep still. Where'd that one get you?

Re: action

[badbreak]

I dunno, the fucking head?

[being belligerent helps, right]

[and the boy is quiet again, refocusing on the movie]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[carol whaps him on the head again for that belligerence, halfheartedly, and goes back to work.

sweeping more of his hair back with her fingers to get underneath it, she feels a coil of dumb fondness in her gut. stupid kid.]

I got all three. Movies, I mean. Even though the third one kinda sucks.

Re: action

[badbreak]

Stop hittin' me! I'll rub my fucking head all over your bed!

[he buries more of his face against his arm]

...It don't kinda suck, it sucks every dick since the dawn'a time, dinosaur-style.

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[lightly scruffles up his hair]

The lack of Goldblum is disappointing. Spinosaurus is cool, though.

Re: action

[badbreak]

Goldblum? That's the kinda shit you're inta?

[assumes the scruffles are productive]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[incredibly productive. scrufflescruffle comb comb.]

Usually I go in for a few more muscles, but I mean have you seen the part where his shirt's all open like that?

Chaotiticians are sexy.

[real talk with mom.]

Re: action

[badbreak]

Yah I must'a missed that part. He's like a million years old.

[whoops eye closes]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

Well he is now, sure.

[not as many fleas popping up now, but she keeps up the combing anyway, settling into a more comfortable position while she does, tucking her legs up under her.

have they ever sat down and done anything dumb and quiet like this before?]

Like you'd know anyway.

Re: action

[badbreak]

Like I care, anyway.

[it feels good, not so terribly itchy even with the bites he has, that comb scraping against his scalp]

[he stops trying not to relax, lets his shallow breath become more evened]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[a small huff of amusement and she quiets down, focused on her rhythm and the sounds of the movie in the background, the silence from the rest of the house.

carol's eyelids are starting to feel a little heavy too. an itch twinges at the crown of her head and she reaches up idly to scratch at it -- and freezes, in abject horror.]

Shit.

Re: action

[badbreak]

[a single green eye blinks back open]

-- Eh?

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[in the most pathetic voice carol is capable of:]

...I think I have fleas.

Re: action

[badbreak]

[and that orange head turns around (to the left, of course), Badou saying helpfully]

Duh. I got these like days ago.

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[skritchskritchskritch aggressively at that spot.]

I know but I've never had fleas before, I've only had lice a couple times, this is gross. Augh.

Re: action

[badbreak]

[watches her itch]

...

Sakamoto left extracts.

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[...]

I am gonna need the extracts.

[takes the opportunity to comb at his forehead]

Re: action

[badbreak]

[his eye scrunches at the front-coming briefly before it's hidden in tangles of orange scruff]

They -- pfffuhh [blowing that stupid hair out of his face] -- still in the tub.

Re: action

[whizbangs]

Good. Ugh. Ugh.

[that was a stupidly cute thing, though, with his hair, so she does it again. cooooomb.

and then, teasing]

You gonna check me for fleas too, kiddo? Return the favor?

Re: action

[badbreak]

M'not showerin' with you! He ain't even got 'em all out!

[PPPFFUUUH]

Re: action

[whizbangs]

[ajskdljaskldas??]

Wait what? That's not what I meant! Who did what?!

[and the combing has ground to a startled halt.]

Re: action

[badbreak]

Nothin'! Nothin' happened!

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