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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

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[wingsit]

carol i have a question

Re: text

[whizbangs]

What's up
Shoot

Re: text

[wingsit]

whens your birthday?

Re: text

[whizbangs]

In about a week
Sept 6th
Sadly

Re: text

[wingsit]

!!!!!
then i was just in time!

why sadly

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Getting older stops being fun when you pass 30, kiddo
Also I'd have liked to be home
But it's ok

When's yours?

Re: text

[wingsit]

youre older than 30?
youre very beautiful
30 how old?

Re: text branches this out i do what i want

[whizbangs]

Noooo kiddo you're gonna give me an ego
I'll be insufferable
32, turning 33

Re: text the branch is growing the sapling ages

[wingsit]

you deserve one
youre a very beautiful woman
im going to keep saying it until your heads huge

33 wow

Re: text ages into an old woman cries

[whizbangs]

Oh yeah well two can play at that game
You're gonna put me to shame when you're older
You little rat

Shh don't remind me

Re: text remains young and youthful laughs

[wingsit]

i am immune
i have a blind priest telling me im cute 13 hours a day at home
you will need to try harder if you want to win this round

no its a good thing
you are young an beautiful

[ how many times can i say beautiful in one conversation let's find out ]

Re: text GIVES POISON APPLE

[whizbangs]

But how would the blind priest know
I mean
I'm sure it's socially unacceptable somehow for me to ask that but still

I will have my revenge, this battle has not yet begun!

Re: text dies.................

[wingsit]

i dont know
he just decided it
probably because of my wings? maybe
that was why i was wearing that dress when i turned up its sort of his hobby

do your worst, oh beautiful rival!

Re: text the dwarves will be here for u shortly

[whizbangs]

Wings
Creepy dress hobby
I don't know what to ask about first

Re: text god bless

[wingsit]

[ ...... oh ACT CASUAL ]

oh
did i not tell you about that
i had wings

the creepy dress hobby doesnt really have an explanation
i never asked i just
wore
it was easier that way

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Oh ok

[totally for real casual; she has known people with wings. wings are not a big deal.]

I have to wonder what the appeal is when he can't see the dresses
I mean did he just... imagine what they looked like
Wow no that makes it 10x creepier
Did you ever consider maybe punching this man nill

Re: text

[wingsit]

ah
yes that must be sad

i dont really have one

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Don't have a what
Don't have a birthday??

Re: text

[wingsit]

well i probably do
but i dont know it
so i just change my age at the beginning of every year

Re: text

[whizbangs]

We'll call your birthday jan 1st then
Let's name it officially

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[wingsit]

okay
jan 1st it is

Re: text

[whizbangs]

I hope you know that if you're still here by then
You're getting the biggest party
Ever
We will take all previous parties and mash them together, and it'll go for a week

Re: text

[wingsit]

what
but fifteen isnt even an event

[ she's never celebrated getting older with anybody else before party party party r e a l l y ]

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[whizbangs]

It's such an event
When you're a kid every birthday is an event
Cherish the ability to party while you can, nill
Someday you will be old and wrinkly and bitter
Like the rest of us adults

Re: text

[wingsit]

is nobody throwing you a party?