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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


speed dial
steve
sakamoto
gremlin

( call | text | voicemail | mail | action )

 

Comments

Re: text;

[shoubai]

maybe a 12

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Hide all your possessions
Hide your hair
Just hide

Re: text;

[shoubai]

no possessions
2 late about the hair
already out the door

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Oh no, he got yours too huh

Re: text;

[shoubai]

of course he did
broke my nose 2

[ fractured it, actually, it was great ]

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

He mentioned that
You ok?

Re: text;

[shoubai]

thats nothing!
btw he needs 2 eat more he weighs less than my shoes

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

He needs to eat LESS excuse me
I don't know where it's all going but he inhales everything in the damn house

Re: text;

[shoubai]

try to balance it out if possible
something from the sea and something from the hills

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

That shouldn't be too hard
Put it in the fridge and he'll get to it sooner or later
Usually sooner
You know a lot about feeding teenagers?

Re: text;

[shoubai]

more than u know

[ they were all just kids back then, after all ]

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Don't tell me you've got offspring

Re: text;

[shoubai]

you make them sound inhuman
also no i dont
that would imply marriage

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

See, that was the part I got stuck on
You and marriage

Re: text;

[shoubai]

that hurts
marriage will come one day!

Re: text;

[shoubai]

preferably to anyone but my current one

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

[there's someone sakamoto wouldn't want to get with??? this is news to her]

Why, what's your current one like?

Re: text;

[shoubai]

[ a beast in human skin, a bomb, an oni, death in a yukata, a walking natural disaster, a demon ]

scary

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

My condolences
You could always move

Re: text;

[shoubai]

and let my darling terror loose on the singles of the world???
never

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

[what is going on here...]

Well ok it's your marriage

Re: text;

[shoubai]

[ some Fucked Up Shit ]

i will endure
in the meanwhile we could make plans for the honeymoon

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Shouldn't you be making those with
Oh I dunno
Your WIFE

Re: text;

[shoubai]

but i want 2 survive

Re: text;

[whizbangs]

Trust me, if you try it with ME you're gonna get the same result