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HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter

"You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."

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so remember how you told me to not hang around that fucking dye job

What happened

what happened hypothetically

Yeah sure that

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Do I have to hypothetically hit him again

only if i end up with a hypothetical hole in my head

[SUDDENLY VERY CONCERNED]

Did he threaten you? What did he say?

no i sorta put a not-hypothetical hole through his car window so

For gods sake badou
What the hell??

he gave me a fucking DICTIONARY what the hell was i supposed to do with it !

who even gives a shit about spelling ???

You sure as hell weren't supposed to throw it through his windshield!

[MUST. CALM. SELF.]

If he tries to go after you for this you tell me right away
You little shit

im fixing it ! probably

Fixing it how?

none of your business he said he wont kick the shit outta me and i actually believe him mostly

Just don't go trusting him ok
He's not worth it

i dunno i woulda kicked the shit outta me

Most people don't go around beating on kids, that doesn't necessarily make him a good guy
Be careful is all I'm saying

i think hes important is your womb confused

What
the hell
kind of question
is that

like you know how you can give a dog a chew toy and instead of chewing it all up it carries it around everywhere and like licks it a bunch and naps with it and tells it to clean up the bathroom or be careful even when its clear the chew toy has its own shit covered its just gotta squeak thats about it

You never did clean up the bathroom you little bastard

[AVOIDS THE ISSUE]

but you cant prove i fucked it up can you

[that doesn't mean it's forgotten tyvm]

If the shoe fits

i told you it wasnt dog shit its mud !

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