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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


speed dial
steve
sakamoto
gremlin

( call | text | voicemail | mail | action )

 

Comments

Re: text

[whizbangs]

"Like chips or something"
Ok
There are a lot of japanese people here and they all miraculously speak perfect english, yeah, I just assumed it was a landlord thing
Little late to the game here huh?

Re: text

[badbreak]

theres a lot of diff ppl where i live
english is most common
i just thought
i dont know !
what the fuck !

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Oh I keep forgetting this is your first creepy spacetime kidnapping
Cute

Re: text

[badbreak]

shut up !
i dont want ppl in my head
screwin around !
its freaks me out !
stop being a asshole !

Re: text

[whizbangs]

[wow did he just admit to being freaked out by something ok step lightly here carol]

Look I wouldn't worry about it kid
Beyond translating for you I doubt he's really interested in getting inside your head
Seeing as there's not much in there to begin with

[nailed it]

Re: text

[badbreak]

[and now that he's had a minute or two to get the teenaged hysterics under control]

[he's embarrassed; he hates being belly up]

whatever
its just weird n annoying
like everything else here

Re: text

[whizbangs]

I know
People've been in my head before, trust me, if anything fucked-up was going on you'd feel it

Re: text

[badbreak]

like that matters coming from
captain schizo

Re: text

[badbreak]

i dont care
it was just weird

Re: text

[whizbangs]

I love how I still don't have any credibility with you

[not that her personal mindfuck experience is something she's keen on discussing with anyone, ever]

Anyway, good
You're fine
I'm glad

Re: text

[badbreak]

[this is a weird text; he doesn't know what to do with it]

i know im fine
shut up
just b/c ur crazy dont mean u got none
it just means ur crazy

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Yeah well
Everybody's a little crazy
So at least I don't get lonely

Re: text

[badbreak]

thats what he said

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Who?

Re: text

[badbreak]

sakamoto

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Oh
Yeah that guy is definitely crazy

Re: text

[badbreak]

yeah

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Not bad-crazy though, at least

Re: text

[badbreak]

i guess
i broke his nose
it was great

Re: text

[whizbangs]

What!
That dumb idiot who wouldn't hurt a fly
You're such a bully god

Re: text

[badbreak]

i think he crushed heads
when he was younger
he threw me 2x
THREW

Re: text

[badbreak]

did he say n e thing about it 2 u
the head crushing

Re: text

[whizbangs]

No
He told me he was a trader
Space trader
Space head crusher would've been a lot cooler, he should've opened with that back when he asked me to marry him

Re: text

[badbreak]

yeah

Re: text

[whizbangs]

Would've said no but still
Major points awarded