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col. carol danvers (captain marvel) ([personal profile] whizbangs) wrote2020-06-20 04:45 pm
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HOUSE #1470
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badbreak: (a mistake on the part of nature.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
like you know how you can give a dog a chew toy
and instead of chewing it all up it carries it around everywhere and like
licks it a bunch and naps with it and tells it to clean up the bathroom or be careful
even when its clear the chew toy has its own shit covered
its just gotta squeak thats about it
whizbangs: (may i continue)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
You never did clean up the bathroom you little bastard

[AVOIDS THE ISSUE]
badbreak: (grow like a tornado.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
but you cant prove i fucked it up can you

[that doesn't mean it's forgotten tyvm]
whizbangs: (hbic)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
If the shoe fits
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
i told you it wasnt dog shit its mud !
badbreak: (hard to relate to the whole human race.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
so anyway
about your womb
whizbangs: (negotiating with terrorist neighbours)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 05:13 am (UTC)(link)
My womb is none of your damn business.
badbreak: (in the nosebleed seats.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
cool keep it that way and itll be great !
except not really b/c we're still kidnapped
whizbangs: (gathered here today to bring you pants)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing gets past your keen powers of observation does it
whizbangs: (how can you know that)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Who, the shithead?
badbreak: (just come prepared with some thick skin.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
that is pretty not specific but yeah
people like that dont have to be good
just good at what they do
whizbangs: (yeah that's what i thought)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
I'm still not clear on what exactly it is he does
Aside from being a shithead
badbreak: (it takes more than good intentions.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
infohound
most of them are shitty
whizbangs: (petey biffle)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
No wait doesn't he play football or something
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
he does both !
can you breathe n walk at the same time
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
No
It's a very sensitive issue for me how dare you bring this up
I'm gonna cry
badbreak: (in the nosebleed seats.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-15 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
banshees can cry ?
whizbangs: (has a sad)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-15 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[attachment: sad.jpg]

[it's a photo of carol wearing THE MOST TRAGIC EXPRESSION, with tears (water) streaking down her face]
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-07-16 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
Laughing at my pain, I see how it is
badbreak: (Default)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-07-23 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
w/e
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