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HOUSE #1470
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 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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[whizbangs]

[she just gives him the same look straight back. talks real slow like.]

Here in the 21st century, we go to something called the grocery store.

[badbreak]

[Badou mumbles]

You're basically a potato.

[and homfs that piece of flamingo]

Waah, chewy...

[karlsefni]

How convenient. [a retort that's essentially him dropping the subject, letting it slide off—because haha, he doesn't know what a grocery store is. and anyway, it doesn't matter, there are already several dead flamingos being roasted so it's not like there's a point to stopping him. he picks at more flamingo, eating a piece himself.]

It's a bird, what'd you expect.

[badbreak]

I dunno, more like chicken I guess... you ate duck before?

[pokes the fire a bit]

[karlsefni]

A duck's a bird, sure. [chewing,] This's like duck though, gamey.

[badbreak]

Yah duck's okay. I only ever had it with spicy sauce, though...

[chews another piece]

[swallows]

She is right, y'know. Ya don't hafta go hunting if ya don't wanna. An' makin' fires on the front lawn is sorta probably maybe a bad idea.

[badbreak]

I mean why wouldn't ya put it inna trash can?

[karlsefni]

Trash can's [he knows that phrase!!!] tiny, can't cook a buncha bigass birds there.

And it's food, you got a problem with food? Cuz I don't.

[whizbangs]

Could've used a barbecue.

[she is far too curious as she watches badou eat the weird flamingo meat]

[badbreak]

He dunno what that is. [blinks at Carol, chewing flamingo] What, d'ya want some?

[whizbangs]

No? I dunno? Kinda?

[this decision is AGONIZING]

[karlsefni]

Well make your decision fast, either grab some or I'm putting it off the rack.

[whizbangs]

[asjkldsafhslakda

grabs

some

and blows on it to cool it off wow this is a weird new experience.]

It's fine, right? Nobody's feeling poisoned or anything?

[karlsefni]

Poison is for cowards. [also, i'm eating from the same bird what the fuck is wrong with you??]

[badbreak]

[what a cool thing to say]

Why the fuck would it be poisoned? It's just big chicken.

[whizbangs]

That's not what I meant, don't be stupid.

[sniffing at the suspicious chunk of meat now.]

I meant, how do you know flamingo is even safe for humans to eat? There could be natural toxins or something. Or diseases.

[karlsefni]

Tell ya what. I'll let you know if one of us keels over.

[badbreak]

[stops]

[chewing]

[eye slides to Thorfinn]

[karlsefni]

[i can't believe you]

If you don't like it, there's boar 'n shark over there. [jerks his thumb to the. said boar and shark meat that has already been cooked.]

[badbreak]

Shark?

[SQUAWK]

[karlsefni]

Mmmmhm.

[whizbangs]

I'll wait on the flamingo, I want some shark.

[BUSTLES OVER THERE]

[whizbangs]

[.....then realises

the implications

of there being shark meat]

You hunted a SHARK?

[karlsefni]

No, [not yet] that was a trade. For a flamingo.

[whizbangs]

Oh thank god.