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HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

[karlsefni]

How convenient. [a retort that's essentially him dropping the subject, letting it slide off—because haha, he doesn't know what a grocery store is. and anyway, it doesn't matter, there are already several dead flamingos being roasted so it's not like there's a point to stopping him. he picks at more flamingo, eating a piece himself.]

It's a bird, what'd you expect.

[badbreak]

I dunno, more like chicken I guess... you ate duck before?

[pokes the fire a bit]

[karlsefni]

A duck's a bird, sure. [chewing,] This's like duck though, gamey.

[badbreak]

Yah duck's okay. I only ever had it with spicy sauce, though...

[chews another piece]

[swallows]

She is right, y'know. Ya don't hafta go hunting if ya don't wanna. An' makin' fires on the front lawn is sorta probably maybe a bad idea.

[badbreak]

I mean why wouldn't ya put it inna trash can?

[karlsefni]

Trash can's [he knows that phrase!!!] tiny, can't cook a buncha bigass birds there.

And it's food, you got a problem with food? Cuz I don't.

[whizbangs]

Could've used a barbecue.

[she is far too curious as she watches badou eat the weird flamingo meat]

[badbreak]

He dunno what that is. [blinks at Carol, chewing flamingo] What, d'ya want some?

[whizbangs]

No? I dunno? Kinda?

[this decision is AGONIZING]

[karlsefni]

Well make your decision fast, either grab some or I'm putting it off the rack.

[whizbangs]

[asjkldsafhslakda

grabs

some

and blows on it to cool it off wow this is a weird new experience.]

It's fine, right? Nobody's feeling poisoned or anything?

[karlsefni]

Poison is for cowards. [also, i'm eating from the same bird what the fuck is wrong with you??]

[badbreak]

[what a cool thing to say]

Why the fuck would it be poisoned? It's just big chicken.

[whizbangs]

That's not what I meant, don't be stupid.

[sniffing at the suspicious chunk of meat now.]

I meant, how do you know flamingo is even safe for humans to eat? There could be natural toxins or something. Or diseases.

[karlsefni]

Tell ya what. I'll let you know if one of us keels over.

[badbreak]

[stops]

[chewing]

[eye slides to Thorfinn]

[karlsefni]

[i can't believe you]

If you don't like it, there's boar 'n shark over there. [jerks his thumb to the. said boar and shark meat that has already been cooked.]

[badbreak]

Shark?

[SQUAWK]

[karlsefni]

Mmmmhm.

[whizbangs]

I'll wait on the flamingo, I want some shark.

[BUSTLES OVER THERE]

[whizbangs]

[.....then realises

the implications

of there being shark meat]

You hunted a SHARK?

[karlsefni]

No, [not yet] that was a trade. For a flamingo.

[whizbangs]

Oh thank god.

[karlsefni]

Whale is better.

[whizbangs]

[..........

nope nope nope not even gonna say anything to that. just gonna... drop her piece of flamingo meat somewhere and start tearin' apart something that she's guessing is the shark.

this would be easier with kitchen utensils. vikings, man.]