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[whizbangs]

HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


speed dial
steve
sakamoto
gremlin

( call | text | voicemail | mail | action )

 

Comments

text again

[whizbangs]

[speaking of skeleton housemates, something like eight of them amble into the kitchen while she's waiting for an answer, picking through the cupboards and the fridge in a creepy imitation of morning ritual. there are a couple more in the living room watching tv, and she's pretty sure she can see one through the window, out on the back porch, pretending to smoke.

carol had lost her temper last night. just a little bit.

when he doesn't pick up, she makes a frustrated noise, shoves at a skeleton who's trying to nose in on the coffee pot, and braves the sad, slow waters of one-handed texting after all.]

pick up ur phne
im not dead

Re: text again

[shoubai]

[ several hours later, when he's finally remembered that he's a man and not an amoeba: ]

r u spposed 2 b ded

Re: text again

[whizbangs]

[what. what is this.]

no
but u thought so???
i think??

[...]

check ur outgoings

Re: text again

[shoubai]

oh
welcome back 2 the living
bonaparte says hello 2

Re: text again

[whizbangs]

[bonaparte..........]

thanks
sorry
did i mention that
sorry

Re: text again

[shoubai]

4 what

Re: text again

[whizbangs]

for giving you the impression i was dead

Re: text again

[shoubai]

dont do it again i guess???/
its ok ur alive now rite

Re: text again

[whizbangs]

im alive
ive been alive this whole time
i didnt even send those texts??
but i promise i wont do it again