whizbangs: (we're doin all right)
col. carol danvers (captain marvel) ([personal profile] whizbangs) wrote2020-06-20 04:45 pm
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HOUSE #1470
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whizbangs: (i see a salt shaker)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
Do you like her?
Or do you not like her or whatever
I guess you've gotta figure out which and then tell her that??
badbreak: (blow your mongrel mind.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
or i could tell her
im dying or gay or a girl or something
n we could just not talk about it
ever again
whizbangs: (3000% done)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Lying is just gonna make matters
A thousand times worse in the end, kid
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
u say that but
it aint be tested
whizbangs: (what we did to the last quinjet)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah it has
By countless dumb teenagers
The world over
I'm sorry to say
whizbangs: (for whatever that's worth)

Re: text

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yep
Welcome to the world of dating
Sucks don't it
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
we aint dating !
whizbangs: (you are dour as hell)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
Hey is this the same girl you went out with that one time
Or have you moved on
Like a smooth criminal
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
shut the hell up
i told u already
i dont fucking like girls !
whizbangs: (don't you lady me son)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Okay fine
We'll do it like this
Is this the same casual acquaintance
Who accompanied you
To a social gathering whozawhatsit
That one time
badbreak: (another story of dependency.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
IT WAS JUST A MOVIE
whizbangs: (my girlfriend is cuter than yours)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
So it WAS the same girl?
Wow

[and because she has to, she just has to, she can't help herself]

Is she cute??
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

Re: text

[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
No like
Objectively
If you were somebody who cared
Would she be cute
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
I DONT KNOW
WHO CARES
whizbangs: (right here hard as you can)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
I do!
Can't have just anybody sniffin around my kid
When I don't even know what they look like
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
I AINT UR KID
N SHUT UP
whizbangs: (steer clear of the old broad)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Close enough
Have you said anything to her yet?
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
GO GET ANOTHER CAT
whizbangs: (gathered here today to bring you pants)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
Really
You'd prefer that to answering the question
REALLY?
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[critical embarrassment mass reached]

[NO RESPONSE]
whizbangs: (could beat up the hulk)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
I'm gonna name it han
And teach it that your bed
Is a giant litterbox

[mama loves u can u tell]
badbreak: (a mistake on the part of nature.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
stop texting me
we got condoms in the house
right
whizbangs: (you don't have spidey sense)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
What
No
What
I don't know??
Probably not I mean I don't think anyone is getting any
Why??

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