whizbangs: (we're doin all right)
col. carol danvers (captain marvel) ([personal profile] whizbangs) wrote2020-06-20 04:45 pm
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HOUSE #1470
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badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
go fuck urself
i aint either of those fucking things
n i told u im just have weird
growths spurts lately fuck OFF
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-11 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Baw he's gettin all flustered
I'm your fake mom don't forget
It's my god given right to think you're ADORABLE
And be obnoxious as hell about it
badbreak: (all my pitfalls.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
eat shit i aint
fucking flustered or adorable !
u r obnoxious as goddamn hell tho
whizbangs: (what have i got to lose)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-11 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
And proud of it
Cmere let me ruffle your hair
Cutie pie
badbreak: (half your life is over if you're lucky.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
ill bite ur hand
whizbangs: (phoning this in tbh)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-11 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
Nooo
You already gave me fleas
You don't get to give me rabies too!
whizbangs: (driver let's go)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-11 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably smallpox too
And that shit doesn't even exist anymore
badbreak: (i see them burning the tide is turning.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-11 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
whooping
fucking cough
whizbangs: (give you a lift)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-11 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Mange
You're definitely a mange carrier let's face it
badbreak: (it's not funny like on television.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
aint mange n rabies
like the same shit
whizbangs: (gathered here today to bring you pants)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, rabies is a disease
Mange is caused by mites burrowing around under your skin
Being all gross
Probably mating or something
In your skin
badbreak: (hard to relate to the whole human race.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
better keep ur
fucking hands 2 urself then huh
whizbangs: (for gals like us)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I could just wear gloves
Glove-ruffle your hair
Glove hugs
Followed by disinfectant
whizbangs: (could beat up the hulk)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
You're right
I'm probably not gonna need the disinfectant
badbreak: (it's not funny like on television.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
drink it instead
whizbangs: (popucorn dot gif)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
A girl likes you
You of all people
Baffling
badbreak: (i get lost in my mind.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
i know u wish
girls would like u 2
whizbangs: (what have i got to lose)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
You stole that bit from hiruma
Don't even try
badbreak: (it's not funny like on television.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
ur obsessed
w/ that dickbag
whizbangs: (u buttface)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
For god's sake
We're casual acquaintances
And football teammates
We don't even like each other
badbreak: (this scene ends badly.)

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[personal profile] badbreak 2013-09-12 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
then shut up
about him !
whizbangs: (you don't have spidey sense)

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[personal profile] whizbangs 2013-09-12 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying!
You stole that bit
That is not your bit
You need some original material
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