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HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

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superheroes don't exist!!!!

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They do where I come from, kiddo
Badou thinks I'm crazy
No hard feelings if you decide to join him?

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only a crazy person would think they're a superhero..

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A crazy person, or someone who actually WAS a superhero
I mean you've been transported to the suburbia dimension where things like beaches and wild animals magically appear
Think about it

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Those are only on tv shows.
The tides just came in, and the animals were let loose from... well, they could have been flown in, or in those shipping bins circuses use.
and the dead people could've been faking it all along.

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The tides sure came a long way in, then, huh

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that is creepy, isn't it?!?!
maybe there was some dam
and they
uh
blew it up????

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Well I mean
You don't usually dam the ocean, and this is clearly salt water
I dunno what to tell you, kid

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then what's your idea??

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That this town is a closed-off reality that the landlord can manipulate at will
Probably because he has some kind of chaos magic
Whoops??

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chaos magic
right
how can you say that so casually??
You must play too many video games.

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I'm pretty sure there's no chaos magic in mario kart
I come from a world where this stuff happens a lot
Places where it doesn't are what's weird to me, kid

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or so you say, anyway...
I'm not sure what you have to gain from all this.

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Nothing
It's just the truth

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and you're so stubborn about it too???

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I'm stubborn about most things
But I'm not actually lying
Really

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so... what
are you saying you just wore a helmet and practiced martial arts?
like on tv?

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Nah
I mean I know some moves but
My powers were a lot cooler
And probably sound a lot crazier

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powers????
right
what kind?

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Flight
Superhuman strength
Superhuman durability
Energy absorption/projection
Healing factor
Sass

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isn't that basically all of them??

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Not even close

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what are you, some kind of superhero expert or something.
give me a break.

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There are hundreds of us
Hundreds
I know a lot of superheroes
I'm a little bit of an expert

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akjkasasklsjkl;
It sounds more and more unlikely the more you talk about it!!!!!