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HOUSE #1470
mayo ✧ little shit ✧ loving daughter







 "You've reached Carol Danvers, aka Captain Marvel. I'm not here, leave a message!

If it's urgent... uh. Leave it urgently."


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Comments

[serials]

chaos magic
right
how can you say that so casually??
You must play too many video games.

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I'm pretty sure there's no chaos magic in mario kart
I come from a world where this stuff happens a lot
Places where it doesn't are what's weird to me, kid

[serials]

or so you say, anyway...
I'm not sure what you have to gain from all this.

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Nothing
It's just the truth

[serials]

and you're so stubborn about it too???

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I'm stubborn about most things
But I'm not actually lying
Really

[serials]

so... what
are you saying you just wore a helmet and practiced martial arts?
like on tv?

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Nah
I mean I know some moves but
My powers were a lot cooler
And probably sound a lot crazier

[serials]

powers????
right
what kind?

[whizbangs]

Flight
Superhuman strength
Superhuman durability
Energy absorption/projection
Healing factor
Sass

[serials]

isn't that basically all of them??

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Not even close

[serials]

what are you, some kind of superhero expert or something.
give me a break.

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There are hundreds of us
Hundreds
I know a lot of superheroes
I'm a little bit of an expert

[serials]

akjkasasklsjkl;
It sounds more and more unlikely the more you talk about it!!!!!

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I know, I know
That's what badou says too
You kids and your lack of faith in me

[serials]

I don't know you.
but I don't believe in all this magic nonsense either way.

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You know me enough, there's really not much more to me
And you don't have to believe me
But if I get one of those regain things someday soon
Watch out, kiddo

[serials]

!!!!
ok?!?!

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When that day comes
You are allowed to ask for free flights
If you don't think it'll be too terrifying
This is a special offer I only make to the kids I like, ok

[serials]

whoa

i mean
not that
I'm not saying I believe you!!!!!!

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Right, okay, I get it
Keep it in mind though